You know what i think would be so cool? If there was a fanfic on Frozen based on The Vow with Anna, Kristoff and Hans. I mean like the plot kindaaa matches right?
Kristanna because Jelsa and Elsanna are two of my fuck no ships.
- Who cooks: Kristoff
- Who does the laundry and other chores: Divided equally
- How many children do they have: Five
- Who’s more dominate:
- Favorite nonsexual activity: Exploring as well as lounging in front of the fire place just talking about whatever comes to their heads
- Their favorite place to be together: Their love shack (which is really a mansion) located near the mountains.
- Any traditions: When the holidays arrive, Kristoff would sing whatever Christmas songs he knew to Anna every morning and whenever she feels down.
- Their “song”: I’ll Cover You from Rent the Musical
- What they do for each other on holidays: Anna attempts to bake cookies while Kristoff stands off to the side encouraging her with his sassy remarks. Also, she would always pull him under a mistletoe for kisses and eskimo kisses.
- Where did they go for their honeymoon: Elsa told them they could go where ever they wanted for their honeymoon, of course, Anna and Kristoff ended up going to above mentioned love shack.
- Where did they first meet: Oaken’s Trading Post and Sauna
- Any pets: Sven, but he’s more like family than just a pet.
- What do they fight over: Anna’s stubbornness.
- Do they go on vacations, if so where: Depends. Mostly to the mountains, other times, they’ll go somewhere nice and warm.
if you make fun of the kids that sit by themselves at lunchtime then i hope you know YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
the fact that nobody likes me kinda hurts my heart sometimes
OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt”
it’s past, present and future
you will be hurt
you are hurt
you were hurt
BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS
you poetic little shit
But think about it, it works for ‘happy’ too.
You will be happy
You are happy
You were happy
You will be wumbo
You are wumbo
You were wumbo
The study of wumbology
IT’S FIRST GRADE SPONGEBOB